I was in the Cellar of the Vatican
You may asking yourself what is it all about the Vatican.
Well, I can tell you the true story about it.
Long time ago a spaceship crashed on earth. The alien within this ship survived.
The people at this time thought it is a god that came from heaven and worshipped him.
The alien built up a brotherhood. It called it the brotherhood of the snake.
It created a temple and lived there for hundred of years. It created a religion:
The religions of all religions. After it died centuries passed.
The Vatican prayed to him every day until now.
After the alien died, they went to the cave where he had initially lived.
They built a temple in his honor, both above and around the cave.
Over many centuries, the ground subsided, and the temple collapsed.
Then they built a new temple on top of the former one.
Inside the cave, they placed a memorial plaque for the alien. It stood
on a golden pole and was rectangular, decorated with a short story
about the alien's arrival. The plaque is very old now and means a lot for them.
It is no higher than 1.50 m. It is not very big, but now it is very old around
and possesses still a very high intrinsic value for the true leader of the Vatican.
When the Vatican emerged and was reborn, they have kept the secret
of this alien, who laid their foundation, ever since. This plaque still stands
today in one of the underground passages beneath the main Vatican building.
Only the elders know of this plaque, and it is guarded and protected as
closely as all the gold and knowledge about the world contained in books
that they have collected over time.
For many, the focus is on the Vatican Library, and everyone wants to go
inside and browse through it. But there are two libraries. One that you can
enter and borrow a book from, and there's a secret library in the underground
area, from which you can also access the cave.
You can believe me when I tell you that this memorial plaque and the place
where it stands are still revered today. The knowledge that the alien gave to
the Brotherhood is still followed. They worship this alien still like a god.
Some whisper that this alien is still alive today, but that's not true. He has
passed away. However, they still possess his remains and some of the
equipment it carried with him. Among it is a machine that can see into
the future and the past.
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